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O-FACE: Heads up on how to go down (Pedro)

Published 2012-11-08T16:54:00Z”/>

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Pedro Quintana

Many couples will be separated during Thanksgiving break as individuals head home for the holiday.

There is one sure solution to make your man remember how you hold it down in bed. A blow job is a better send off than a kiss goodbye.

<strong>Heat things up</strong>

Get comfortable with your partner by making out with him. When you’re ready, start heading south. Using your tongue to play with his nipples or leave a trail of kisses before you start to slowly peel off his boxers will get him aroused and anxious for what’s coming.

<strong>Proceed with caution</strong>

When you’re ready to take the next step and put it in your mouth, grasp his penis and open wide.

Be sure to cover your teeth with your lips as a safety precaution. Think of it as a Popsicle and not a corn dog. Encountering teeth on a sensitive surface is very painful, so please be careful.

<strong>Master innovations.</strong>

Bobblehead – When going down on your partner, your neck should be relaxed and you should slowly move your head with a steady rhythm.

If long hair becomes a problem and gets in the way, your partner’s hands should be free to hold your hair back.

Ball koozie – Start to gently massage his testicles. You know you are doing it right when he is begging you to continue.

Deep throat – No, this is not the 1972 movie, but it is a great technique that your man will appreciate. The challenge is to relax your throat and try not to gag. Your mouth should cover the whole penis. When you release it, use your tongue to play with the tip.

Your partner will not know what hit him. Remember that you’re in control, and only do what you’re comfortable with.

<strong>Take turns</strong>

Don’t be afraid to stop if you want to. You don’t want your partner to ejaculate too soon, so switch roles if you must. They too can return the sexual favor.

Remember to always be open with your partner. If you don’t think you are ready to perform oral sex, let your partner know.

Lastly, always have some mouthwash and a toothbrush on hand to freshen up for the next adventure.

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<strong>Pedro Quintana can be reached at </strong><a href=”mailto:[email protected]”><em>[email protected]</em></a>

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