Maybe you’re tired of taking these personality quizzes this spooky season. But it’s never too late to find out what cursed being you actually are based on our super-accurate quiz.
Take the link below on a quick journey through the underworld to discover your true identity.
1. Which of these is your go-to Halloween movie?
a) Hocus Pocus
b) Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
c) Coraline. Or The Corpse Bride.
2. Favorite autumnal activity?
a) Pumpkin patch
b) Haunted corn maze
c) Costume party
3. Why is Halloween the best holiday?
a) Dressing up in costumes
b) New content for Instagram
c) Trick or treating, bobbing for apples or other wholesome activities
d) Distraction from the capitalist nightmare of Christmas
4. What are you going as this year?
a) A video game or pop culture character
b) A meme
c) Sexy _____
d) I don’t dress up, I’m too busy bar crawling
5. What are you bumpin’ to when Halloween parties come around?
a) “The Purple People Eater” by Sheb Wooley
b) “Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon
c) “Season of the Witch” by Donovan
d) “Murder Ink” by Dr. Dre
6. Finally, your favorite party treat this year?
a) Pumpkin pie
b) Anything made of apples
c) Something tiny and Instagrammable
d) Spiked punch
Mostly A’s: You are the ghost of a Victorian businessman
You were a man of few words and questionable business endeavors. You managed to outlive three of your four wives and left your estate to only two of your six undeserving children.
Mostly B’s: A cat on its ninth life
You have lived a risky life and now it’s your last chance to make one count. Choose the mice you hunt wisely!
Mostly C’s: A jaded witch
After wandering the land with your cat in tow, you want new ways to control the dim-witted mortals of the world. You have plenty of spells on hand to handle them, though.
Mostly D’s: The Undead
It was cold down there in the soil and you’re hungry for delicious brains. Or maybe you’re just a student suffering through midterms. Either way, you’re out for sustenance.