Farting in relationships
September 9, 2015
Netflix is on, the mood romantic and the next thing you know your significant other lets out an aggressively loud butt whistle.Mood killer? My girlfriend thinks so. But farting is a natural body function that sometimes just needs to be let loose.It goes by a magnitude of names— flatulance, tooting, passing ...
How a lone fart set me free.
December 4, 2014
The other day I was asking my professor if I could use the word "dick" — meaning a jerk — in my final project because it rhymed. Someone overheard and yelled out to the rest of the class that I was asking about dicks. I looked up and just nodded and laughed. I wasn't always this way. I used to c...
