The Trump Administration stated in a press release Tuesday that it had misplaced the U.S. Constitution after taking it down to move it to President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-lago estate.
“Curious on how much the U.S. Constitution would go for in the open market, Department of Government Efficiency officials took the Constitution to President Donald Trump’s impressive – more impressive than any other – Mar-a-lago estate, to the safest place ever,” the press release stated.
A press release later emphasized that DOGE officials lost the Constitution and couldn’t find it. President Trump later on Truth Social tweeted a message addressing the situation.
“The Constitution is lost, what a shame, what a shame, wouldn’t have been misplaced if I was PERSONALLY moving it. It was probably CROOKED Joe you know, he was always trying to STEAL the Constitution. I will rewrite the Constitution from memory. Just ask my doctor, Dr. Oz, my memory is PERFECT.”
An Ebay posting from Elon Musk later appeared with a picture of ashes with the posting title, “ashes of a dead world.”
President Trump shared some of what he remembered from the Constitution:
- Free speech and voting rights for all men
- Right to protest against marxists and the radical left
- National currency is TrumpCoin
- The Judiciary and Congress answer to the president – but only the 45, 47 president
- The president can run for as many terms as “HE” wants
- The United States is just a pen name it’s really called Trump States
His comments go against what many remember being in the Constitution, raising concerns of a Constitutional crisis. President Trump has blamed people’s “faulty memory” on the “Mancala Effect.”
Many believe he was referring to the “Mandela effect,” and is just an idiot.
Chris Hutton can be reached at orionmanagingeditor@gmail.com or cshutton@csuchico.edu
