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Aligning your stars

Ellie Marty, Copy Editor // April 27, 2023

Here’s the deal: There are people who walk around taking massive stinky dumps on anyone who believes in astrology and I’ve gathered it’s because they’re misinformed. They’ve learned that astrology...

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Roberto Fonseca // August 22, 2017

Aries - How can you organize your life to satisfy your needs? You always tell yourself that you're going to start getting organized, but you never do anything about it. It's time to change that. Big things...

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Astrology is bullshit, but we can still have fun

William Rein // March 8, 2016
It's time we stop treating astrology as relevant to anything but humor.
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