The Orion

Illustration by J.Q. Hammer

The road to sexual maturity is a bumpy one

Sophia Xepoleas // January 19, 2015

The beautiful thing about getting older is that you learn to love and respect yourself. Growing up, I was about as unfortunate looking as it gets. I rocked a mean unibrow and a few extra layers...

Alyssa Dunning

How a lone fart set me free.

Alyssa Dunning // December 4, 2014

The other day I was asking my professor if I could use the word "dick" — meaning a jerk — in my final project because it rhymed. Someone overheard and yelled out to the rest of the class that I...

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