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A modest fur-prosal: Put pets in local politics
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Presidential elections Swift-ly approaching
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Get ready to scream!
Ariana Powell, Editor-in-Chief
// January 29, 2024
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For our right to party
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// January 25, 2024
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An ode to Chico
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// December 14, 2023
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Heather Taylor, Copy Editor
// November 29, 2023
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Third floor of library hosts rage rooms amidst closures
Kit Beauchamp, Reporter
// November 12, 2023
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What is The Big Dipper?
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// November 9, 2023
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Chico State proposes new, deadly ‘Lottery’-inspired parking solution
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// November 2, 2023
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CSU clarifies tuition raise as Halloween trick
Ariana Powell, A&E Editor
// October 23, 2023
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Disagreement unfolds over $20 million golf resort plans on Chico State campus
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// October 17, 2023
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