The Orion

Aligning your stars

Ellie Marty, Copy Editor // April 27, 2023

Here’s the deal: There are people who walk around taking massive stinky dumps on anyone who believes in astrology and I’ve gathered it’s because they’re misinformed. They’ve learned that astrology...

Horoscope for Nov. 8-15

Megan Moran // November 8, 2015

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Horoscope for October 11-18

Megan Moran // October 10, 2015

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Horoscope for Oct. 4-11

Megan Moran // October 2, 2015

Drinking doesn't make you cool, it's the funny things you do when you're drunk that do.

Horoscope for Sept. 27- Oct. 3

Megan Moran // September 26, 2015

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Horoscope for Sept. 20-27

Megan Moran // September 18, 2015

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Horoscope for September 7-14

Megan Moran // September 4, 2015

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Horoscope for August 31- September 6

Megan Moran // August 31, 2015

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Horoscope for August 24-30

Megan Moran // August 27, 2015

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Believing in stars

Daisy Dardon // April 13, 2015

I'm not ashamed to admit that I check my daily horoscopes all the time.