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Orionscopes

Orionscopes

Roberto Fonseca

September 28, 2017


Filed under Opinion, Showcase

Aries - Whether you care to admit it or not, you love when people take note of your singular originality. You pretty much live in a league of your own, Aries, and like it that way. You also understand that getting attention requires a little bit of shock value at times, another tactic you don’t mind d...

Orionscopes

Orionscopes

Roberto Fonseca

September 12, 2017


Filed under Opinion

Aries - Your life is full of distractions, but you need to focus. What to do? Monday’s quarter moon in Gemini helps you find a new answer to productivity: partnership. Make a list of all those outstanding tasks on your to-do list, the ones that keep you lying awake at night. Taurus - Balance is key...

Orionscopes

Orionscopes

Roberto Fonseca

September 10, 2017


Filed under Opinion, Showcase

Aries - It's officially high season for romance. Between now and September 23, you could meet someone who brings out your best and makes you even better than that. For you to commit—either for business or pleasure—you must feel a sense of limitless possibilities and have endless room to expand. Taurus - What do...

Orionscopes

Orionscopes

Roberto Fonseca

August 22, 2017


Filed under Opinion

Aries - How can you organize your life to satisfy your needs? You always tell yourself that you're going to start getting organized, but you never do anything about it. It's time to change that. Big things in life are coming your way and you need to be prepared.Taurus - You're going to be dealing wit...

OrionScopes: Week of April 24

OrionScopes: Week of April 24

Kenta Mcafee

April 25, 2017


Filed under Columns, Opinion

AriesIf your college courses seem boring now, then next semester is going to make you cry. Your lifelong dreams of working as an accountant or a nurse to make an insane amount of money are dull. Think of how beautiful your future supercar is going to look when it’s sitting in your driveway. It&#...

OrionScopes: Week of March 27

OrionScopes: Week of March 27

Brandi Gualco

March 27, 2017


Filed under Columns, Opinion

Editor’s note: The horoscopes below are compiled in a collaborative effort from The Orion’s opinion staff and have no actual bearing on current astrology. Aquarius: Relationships haven’t been going the way you’ve hoped. Just when you think you found someone you’re interested in, you ruin i...

OrionScopes: Week of March 20

OrionScopes: Week of March 20

Kenta Mcafee

March 20, 2017


Filed under Columns, Opinion

Editor’s note: The horoscopes below are compiled in a collaborative effort from The Orion’s opinion staff and have no actual bearing on current astrology.Aries: Coming back from spring break is less difficult for you. Your homemade hangover cures have actually worked, and you’ve b...

OrionScope: Week of Jan. 22

OrionScope: Week of Jan. 22

Brandi Gualco

January 21, 2017


Filed under Columns, Opinion

Editor's note: The horoscopes below are compiled in a collaborative effort from The Orion's opinion staff and have no actual bearing on current astrology. Aquarius January 20-February 18 This is the year of self-focus for you, Aquarius. Take this time to reflect on your areas of improvement inter...

Horoscope for October 11-18

Horoscope for October 11-18

Megan Moran

October 10, 2015


Filed under Features

Aries- Monday means a fresh start— time to forget any embarrassing things that may have happened over the weekend. With how much alcohol you consumed, you may have already forgotten. Start Monday off with a clean slate. Get organized, go to the gym or try eating healthier for a few days until th...

Horoscope for Oct. 4-11

Horoscope for Oct. 4-11

Megan Moran

October 2, 2015


Filed under Features

  Aries- Drunk Texter Somewhere between four shots of pineapple Burnett's and the wine bag you’ve just slapped, nothing can stop you from saying anything that comes to mind or going through your contact list and sending some regrettable messages. Sometimes it's a pretty ballsy messag...

Horoscope for Sept. 27- Oct. 3

Horoscope for Sept. 27- Oct. 3

Megan Moran

September 26, 2015


Filed under Features

Aries- Much like a new PTA mom, you are eager to take on many responsibilities all at once. Though you are eager to get all your projects underway, there is a high chance of confusion and mistakes in your future. To avoid any delays, take your activities one step at a time.Taurus- A friend with benefits may b...

Horoscope for September 7-14

Megan Moran

September 4, 2015


Filed under Features

Aries- This weekend has given you the confidence boost you needed. You’re the kid walking down the hall whose ego is probably a little too high, but that's OK because you deserve it. No longer do you have to worry about being picked last for dodgeball, because your game on (and off) the court has gotten bett...

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